The Stuffed Run Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The team goes up 21 early and Hubbard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hubbard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.