The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Hubbard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.