The Snap Count Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Ref: "Number Hubbard, that's a flag." Hubbard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hubbard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hubbard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.