The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hubbard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.