The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.