The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hubbard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.