The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Hubbard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hubbard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.