The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hubbard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hubbard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.