The Stuffed Run Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hubbard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.