The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hubbard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.