The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Hubbard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hubbard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.