The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.