The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.