The Committee Backfield Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Hubbard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.