The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hubbard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.