The Committee Backfield Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Hubbard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hubbard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.