The Sunday Night Fade Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stroud's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.