The Bad Snap Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.