The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Stroud four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stroud gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.