The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The play clock hits zero on Stroud four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.