The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.