The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Stroud, Stroud, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- David Montgomery
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.