The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.