The Sunday Night Fade Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The play clock hits zero on Stroud four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.