The Sack Spiral Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Stroud is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.