The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Every deep ball Stroud throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stroud drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.