The Phantom Flag Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.