The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.