The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Stroud, that's a flag." Stroud: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.