The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.