The Sunday Night Fade Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Stroud is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.