The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.