The Mystery Tweak Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.