The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Every deep ball Stroud throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
82%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.