The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.