The Bad Snap Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stroud drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.