The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
84%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- David Montgomery
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.