The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.