The Mystery Tweak Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.