The Mystery Tweak Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.