The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stroud drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.