The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Every deep ball Stroud throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.
76%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.