The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The play clock hits zero on Stroud four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.