The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.