The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Ref: "Number Stroud, that's a flag." Stroud: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stroud's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.