The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
- Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.