The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- The play clock hits zero on Stroud four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Stroud takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.