The Intentional Grounding Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Ref: "Number Stroud, that's a flag." Stroud: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.