The Sideline-Scold Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.