The Intentional Grounding Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.